Me: Well, I'm just going to give it the old college try.
J: I'm going to give it the old preschool try, which means fake sleeping at nap time so you get the big sticker.
Me: Can I post that on my blog?
J: Sure. . . wait, does my mom read your blog?
Me: You don't want her to know about the fake sleeping?
J (laughing): I was planning to take that to my grave.